Leaned over to pick up a glove from the floor this morning ... and wrenched my back.
%&*(^ the aging process. I mean for real.
I was able to go to work today but was stiff and walking slow. People asked if I didn't want to go home - why? I can hurt here or there just as well. Half an hour ago I took some Soma I had left over from a previous adventure (and I can't help remembering the tranquilizer Soma in Brave New World, "A gram is better than a damn!" with which I heartily agree) and so I will have to go to bed in a moment.
WHAT NEXT. (Don't answer that.)