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Monday, March 05, 2007

OK, here's a little more:

We're hot-shot spotters of rotters and plotters.
And we’re going to save our sons and our daughters from you
You’re a dastardly gastardly shnastardly shnook,
and you’re trying to brainwash our brains with this gobbledygook!
We know what you’re up to, pal. You’re trying to shatter our morale.
You’re trying to stir up discontent and seize the reins of government.
You’re trying to throw sand in our eyes and kill free enterprise
And raise the cost of figs and dates and drive up compound interest rates
And shut our schools and steal our jewels
And even change our football rules and lock us up in vestibules!
But fortunately we're no fools!


CreoleInDC said...

Dr. Seuss?????????

Laura(southernxyl) said...


So who was this, and why so upset?

Alex said...

The Wickersham Brothers, upset with the democrats :)

Laura(southernxyl) said...

Actually, they were upset with Horton, clearly a pro-life elephant even though Seuss himself did not identify with the pro-life movement; "a person's a person no matter how small" notwithstanding.

I wonder if Al Gore identifies with Dr. Whoovey at all.
: )

Tsiporah said...

Wow, I didn't read enough Dr. Seuss as a kid I did not recognize this at all. Good call Creole!!!