Today I got an email from the company I interviewed with on August 16:
"Prior to your interview, please complete and submit the attached employment application."
Um, it's too late, guys.
I was sent for steel-toed shoes today. I've never had steel-toed shoes before. They're actually pretty comfortable, and it's nice to know I could kick the crap out of anybody who bothers me. Alas, there is no spike on the toe.